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Who want’s a chunky DA18 link?
Probably all of you!

Well I need some money so I’m willing to list your website, business, shop, dick pics here on my site.
For just £150 you can have a directory listing on my site for 485 years. That’s just 31p per year!!! Unbelievable value from KBomb.

JOIN KEVIN BLAND’S HUMAN EDITED DIRECTORY TODAY TO GET NO BENEFIT WHAT SO EVER TO YOUR WEBSITE OR BUSINESS

All you have to do is email me with the following details.

1. Website URL
2. Email
3. Phone Number
4. Business Address
5. 75 words about your website / business
6. Anchor text you want for your link. (porn, gambling, payday loans are welcome here. I ain’t fussy)
7. Send cash via paypal to theshitseo@gmail.com

THIS IS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY! GRAB IT WITH BOTH HANDS TODAY!

It may take 3 to 30 weeks for your site to be approved after the relevant checks have been completed.

KEVIN’s ULTIMATE WEB DIRECTORY

What the fuck is a Human Edited Directory?

A web directory has three objectives:

Helping people that used the internet 17 years ago, to find solutions in the form of information found on websites.

Helping websites promote themselves back in 1997.

Helping shit websites get links, like porn, gambling and loan sites.

Lets face it, directories have a bad name in the world of online marketing, and this one is no different.

There’s no user experience here. I’m just a slave to passing on my link equity to you like a whore would pass on sex pleasures to anyone who’ll pay her a few bob.

This directory is Human Edited Directory, most of the time.

KEVIN’s ULTIMATE WEB DIRECTORY